The Sqweel 2 Feels So Real – My Review




I have only been reviewing sex toys for only a short while now. When I was approached asking if I was interested in reviewing a new toy, I delightfully agreed . A few days later, a subtle brown parcel arrived on my doorstep.

I promptly received an email of the press release, and I soon learnt this ‘new toy’ was the Sqweel 2. As the name (cleverly) suggests (I wonder how long it took for them to come up with that!) it is some sort of wheel and which makes you squeal…hence Sqweel. I have never heard of a Sqweel before, let alone the Sqweel 2! So after a couple of minutes of frantically Googling the toy, I soon discovered this is some kind of oral sex simulator, or in more colourful language “A ten tongued sex toy to drive women crazy”. That’s just too good to be true, I thought. How wrong was I.

 

Comparison of the original Sqweel vs Sqweel 2

I thought it might be useful to make a comparison and summarise my findings on the differences between the Sqweel and the Sqweel 2. It seems the makers of Sqweel have made the worlds best oral sex toy even better…

 Original Sqweel:

  •  Rubberised texture
  • Only available in black
  • Noisy

Sqweel 2

  •  Easier to hold and access the buttons
  • 30% more powerful
  • New and exciting flicker mode
  • Much quieter than before
  • Easy to clean
  • Reverse mode
  • ABS glossy finish
  • Available in 2 colours black and white

Packaging

I am kicking myself because I didn’t take a picture of the beautifully presented Sqweel 2 wrapped up in Lovehoney tissue paper; accompanied by a 100ml bottle of Tracey Cox Super Sex Love Lube, and a set of AAA batteries. (Unfortunately, the lube and batteries are not included with the Sqweel 2).

Okay…the box. Well put it this way, if you have nosy kids/parents/flat mates/siblings who like to go through your stuff, it is probably best to hide or even throw away the packaging as it is not exactly subtle. In a huge font in bright white writing it shouts “THE WORLD’S BEST-SELLING ORAL SEX TOY”, even the best liar can’t explain their way out of that one.

How it performed

I am not going to lie, but I was not too sure about the Sqweel 2 when I first heard about it. It just seemed there was a lot of hype and how it claims to be “The World’s Best-Selling Oral Sex Toy” just seemed to be a bit extravagant.

I have used a number of sex toys in my time; rabbits, dildos, bullets… you name it, I’ve tried it. However the Sqweel 2 is nothing like those. It is not a massager, or a vibrator, it is completely unique.

I received my Sqweel in black; it looks like something out of Star Wars especially when the blue LEDs buttons are on. It does look a bit evil (in a good way!) it would fit into a bondage scene nicely. The tongue wheel (also known as a Sqweeler) is made out of a high quality, soft pink silicone. The ten tongues are simultaneously placed around the centre wheel, therefore the tongues lap up evenly. Personally I think the white Sqweel looks more girly and inviting; but once I started playing with it, the colour was the least of my worries.

 

Once I put in the batteries and covered the ten silicon tongues in water-based lube; I was ready to go. I pressed the ‘Play’ button and the Sqweel came to life. I started by holding the device on my stomach, just to get used to the new sensation. There was something a bit unnerving watching those tongues whirring around. I slowly moved the Sqweel lower and lower, right until it was lapping on my clit. It felt so realistic! Even when I looked down on the spinning tongues, I had to take a double take as it looked just like a real tongue!

 

I had been playing with the Sqweel for almost quarter of an hour now, gradually working my way through the 3 speeds, until I had the uncontrollable desire to cum…so I tapped the rotate button to the new ‘flicker mode’ and oh my god, I haven’t had such intense orgasm like that for a while! It felt so amazing. One thing I can say about the Sqweel 2 is yes it can take a while to reach orgasm, but when you do forget any orgasm you have had with a rabbit, because this is on another level.

I am definitely one of 8/10 women who wish they could receive more oral sex, and the Sqweel 2 is the answer for me. My partner reluctantly gives me the tongue (even though he is more than happy to receive!) and when he does, I never feel satisfied. I yet have to try the Sqweel on my partner, and it would be interesting to hear what it feels like from a male point of view.

 Cleaning

The Sqweel 2 looks a bit complicated to take apart, but I assure you it is very simple. There is a slider with two settings – locked and unlocked. When the padlock is ‘locked’ this means the Sqweel is secured, and when the padlock is ‘unlocked’ this means you can simply pull the panel off, exposing the wheel which can be lifted off to clean.

When you have finished cleaning, simply slide the panel back on and move the slider back to the ‘locked’ position, otherwise the device may fall apart in your hand whilst in use, which is a complete buzz kill.

 Conclusion

I had my doubts about the Sqweel 2 at first, but after one use I have completely changed my opinion. I agree this is the “World’s Best-Selling Oral Sex Toy” and this has quickly become one of my favourite toys, due to the completely new sensations it gives. It can be a bit frustrating as it does take a while to cum, but when you do…oh my god it’s fabulous!

I wish I owned the original Sqweel to be able to compare in more depth, but it seems the makers have really taken on board all of the criticisms and have improved this toy dramatically. I adore the flicker mode, as it really makes orgasms more intense and it also feels fantastic as a nipple teaser!

Pros:

  •  Easy to clean
  • Weirdly realistic
  • Easy to hold (no cramps in your wrist)
  • Will give you some of the most mind blowing orgasms you will ever have

 Cons:

  •  It is so important you use lube otherwise it will be a uncomfortable experience for you! The silicon tongues are a bit grippy, but this is easily solved with a good helping of water-based lube.







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